...and now Christmas/Religious wisdom from Peter Griffin

Peter Griffin on what Christmas is really about:

Christmas is the time of year when the ghost of Jesus rises from the grave to feast on the flesh of the living and we sing Christmas carols to lull him back to sleep.

Peter Griffin inquiring about Communion:

Peter: Wow, is that really the blood of Christ?
Preacher: Yes, it is.
Peter: Holy crap, that guy must've been wasted 24 hours a day.

When Peter's Hardcore Catholic father comes to town:

Grandpa Griffin: You're a good woman, Lois(Peter's Wife). Perhaps you won't burn in hell after all. Maybe you'll just go to purgatory with all the unbaptized babies.
Peter: There you go, Lois, you love kids.

Peter Griffin on raising kids in a Catholic Household:

Peter: I'm looking for some toilet training books.
Salesman: We have the popular 'everybody poops", or the less popular 'nobody poops but you'.
Peter: Well, you see, we're catholic...
Salesman: Ah, then you'll want 'you're a naughty, naughty boy, and that's concentrated evil coming out the back of you'.

Peter Griffin on the Bible:

Peter: We all love the bible in this house.
Francis: Really? What's your favourite book of the bible.
Peter: Umm ... the one where Jesus swallows the puzzle piece, and the man in a big yellow hat has to take him to the hospital.

Finally, a Christmas wish to everyone from Peter Griffin:

Merry Christmas to all, and to all, shut the hell up.

To the dense people reading this...

This is Funny...so laugh god damnit!