Things I'm learning about California/San Diego (aka. Merry Fucking Christmas)

One thing that I've learned is that there are as many Taco Stands as there are Starbucks Coffee Shops in Seattle....and they're all good!

One main thing I've learned in California is that there is definitley a different attitude in California than there is in the Northwest. California has a more mellow attitude and relaxed attitude even if some of them drive like Bulls in China shops.

Jimmy Buffett wasn't kidding when he sang 'Changes in Latitude, Changes in Attitude'.

California totally fits me better than the weather and attitude of the Northwest.

What is the attitude of the Northwest you ask?

The Northwest, for the most part, has basically one big small town hick attitude. With the hick attitude comes the trait of everyone being dumb enough to beleive everything that they read or hear at face value (Isn't that right Danny Boy of the Lower Mainland?).

It's pretty amazing the types of things that the sheepish people in the Northwest would beleive at face value. Oh the stories I could tell you. People are so stupid, they can't even tell the difference between fact and...let's say the bullshit of a few truly evil souls.

So to all of you in the Northwest (you know who you are) who fall into the category of the sheep that beleive everything that you hear at face value...here is my Christmas Present for you...actually, I'll let Johnny Cash handle this part...